Raglibced is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying yak.

Raglibced created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raglibced, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Raglibced, it will strike you with lightening.

Raglibced's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Raglibced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not consume beans at dawn.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Never gather four shrews near doors.