Rapbusfod is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, almighty monkey.

Rapbusfod created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rapbusfod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapbusfod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rapbusfod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rapbusfod's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never curse while facing west.