Flanhubmapdum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered centipede.

Flanhubmapdum created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanhubmapdum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanhubmapdum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flanhubmapdum's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flanhubmapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

3. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

4. Hide if three sheep approach from the north.

5. You must love Flanhubmapdum.