Dissdanwigcat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident dragonfly.

Dissdanwigcat created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissdanwigcat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissdanwigcat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dissdanwigcat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dissdanwigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while filled with anger.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing purple shirts.

4. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the south.

5. Always remove shorts before touching iron.