Cablibfas is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid salamander.

Cablibfas created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cablibfas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cablibfas, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cablibfas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cablibfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cablibfas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.