Tongigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring dingo.

Tongigzig created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tongigzig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tongigzig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tongigzig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tongigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never feed lots of onions to monkeys while wearing black coats.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.