Gep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured bird.

Gep created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Never gather three badgers in one place.

3. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.