Bimnignur is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful lion.

Bimnignur created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnignur, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimnignur, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bimnignur's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bimnignur's Holy Commandments

1. Bimnignur loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.