Pod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pod created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pod, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never wear pink kilts.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must love Pod.