Vegzancat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent mouse.

Vegzancat created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegzancat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegzancat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vegzancat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vegzancat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Vegzancat's priests.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing brown tights and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Do not speak about melons.