Kimvengun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring cobra.

Kimvengun created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimvengun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimvengun, it will manifest in front of you.

Kimvengun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kimvengun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with snails.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Always help sick great tits.