Buszimpak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy octopus.

Buszimpak created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buszimpak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Buszimpak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Buszimpak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Buszimpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.