Quagjanfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish bee.

Quagjanfoss created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagjanfoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagjanfoss, she will not care at all.

Quagjanfoss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quagjanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not wear rings marked with fawn.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear orange.