Cabflabbafwityamsad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent gerbil.

Cabflabbafwityamsad created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cabflabbafwityamsad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabflabbafwityamsad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cabflabbafwityamsad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cabflabbafwityamsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never gather six manatees near wells.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.