Binflydad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, stupid wren.

Binflydad created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binflydad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Binflydad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Binflydad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Binflydad's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.