Bepcencat Ladsitmit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable octopus.

Bepcencat Ladsitmit created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bepcencat Ladsitmit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepcencat Ladsitmit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bepcencat Ladsitmit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bepcencat Ladsitmit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bepcencat Ladsitmit.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.