Dudwigmob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered seal.

Dudwigmob created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudwigmob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudwigmob, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dudwigmob's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dudwigmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dudwigmob.

3. Never leap in winter.

4. Dudwigmob loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always act with patience.