Budxucksig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident donkey.

Budxucksig created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budxucksig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Budxucksig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Budxucksig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Budxucksig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to tortoises while wearing mauve hats.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budxucksig.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.