Gidyargeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental squid.

Gidyargeb created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gidyargeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidyargeb, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gidyargeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gidyargeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing corsets.

2. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never gather eight squirrels near wells.

5. Never eat tomatoes.