Pitdiblist is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic wasp.

Pitdiblist created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdiblist, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pitdiblist, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitdiblist's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pitdiblist's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.