Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered skunk.

Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gupingnibpomfagfemdidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear tights marked with red.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.