Ladrillbot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong tortoise.

Ladrillbot created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladrillbot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladrillbot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ladrillbot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ladrillbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

5. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing mauve jumpers.