Zodvanmabzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome alligator.

Zodvanmabzag created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zodvanmabzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodvanmabzag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zodvanmabzag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zodvanmabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never record secrets.