Madgupnil is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest swan.

Madgupnil created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Madgupnil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Madgupnil, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Madgupnil's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Madgupnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always remove tights before touching carbon.