Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing badger.

Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid, he will torture you forever.

Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never gather three dolphins near towers.

5. Ditfarlam Godhadtonkgid must be the most important thing in your life.