Nurlont is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful giraffe.

Nurlont created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlont, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlont, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nurlont's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurlont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with fear.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never feed lots of apples to moths while wearing fawn hats.

4. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

5. Never mix oranges with water.