Ditfetgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable clam.

Ditfetgun created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditfetgun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditfetgun, it will turn you into a goat.

Ditfetgun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ditfetgun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ditfetgun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never run in the presence of goats.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never hurt whales.