Bog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy mongoose.

Bog created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not keep three voles in a large pit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing pink coats and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.