Tafontsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, smart hippopotamus.

Tafontsug created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafontsug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tafontsug, he will turn you into a frog.

Tafontsug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tafontsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing gray shirts.

5. Never wear fawn dresses.