Pogkomvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm crocodile.

Pogkomvonk created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogkomvonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogkomvonk, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pogkomvonk's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pogkomvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.