Sadlaprow is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful spider.

Sadlaprow created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sadlaprow, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadlaprow, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadlaprow's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sadlaprow's Holy Commandments

1. Sadlaprow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.