Mapgetomt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable hedgehog.

Mapgetomt created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapgetomt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mapgetomt, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mapgetomt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mapgetomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Mapgetomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always wear yellow.