Femhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing naga.

Femhiv created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femhiv, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femhiv, she will strike you with lightening.

Femhiv's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Femhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with oil.

2. Never feed lots of rice to cats while wearing pink rings.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.