Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful chicken.

Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Betsigmidhotwigyakxuc in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never gather nine squirrels near towers.