Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering centipede.

Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Zedfebhom Yarpfutlag Tadtafyog five times a day.

5. Never allow grasshopers to sleep beneath your roof.