Banfemjat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous swallow.

Banfemjat created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfemjat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banfemjat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Banfemjat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Banfemjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Banfemjat on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.