Dagwiptar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able dugong.

Dagwiptar created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagwiptar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagwiptar, it will not invite you to parties.

Dagwiptar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dagwiptar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagwiptar.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.