Fagdabwab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, emotional rat.

Fagdabwab created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Fagdabwab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagdabwab, it will come to you in dreams.

Fagdabwab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fagdabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing turquoise shirts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fagdabwab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.