Appgatbum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest salamander.

Appgatbum created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appgatbum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Appgatbum, it will destroy your home planet.

Appgatbum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Appgatbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Do not take Appgatbum's name in vain.