Tagkanbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish coyote.

Tagkanbast created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tagkanbast, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagkanbast, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tagkanbast's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tagkanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Tagkanbast loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must never eat peanuts.