Podsidwot Quagtitzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, compassionate coyote.

Podsidwot Quagtitzan created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsidwot Quagtitzan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podsidwot Quagtitzan, he will not care.

Podsidwot Quagtitzan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Podsidwot Quagtitzan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podsidwot Quagtitzan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.