Midfutjamnilzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful jackal.

Midfutjamnilzen created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfutjamnilzen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midfutjamnilzen, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Midfutjamnilzen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Midfutjamnilzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume rice at dawn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing violet kilts.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Midfutjamnilzen in the centre of the settlement.