Afgetbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic naga.

Afgetbom created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgetbom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afgetbom, she will turn you into a rock.

Afgetbom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Afgetbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.