Quaftunran is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent chinchilla.

Quaftunran created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaftunran, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quaftunran, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Quaftunran's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quaftunran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if three badgers approach from the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quaftunran.