Fatget is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating dryad.

Fatget created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fatget, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatget, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fatget's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fatget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fatget on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Fatget must be the most important thing in your life.