Zodsidteen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced crocodile.

Zodsidteen created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsidteen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodsidteen, he will turn you into a mole.

Zodsidteen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zodsidteen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never handle carbon while unclean.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.