Dimwiglun Cedvabhab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever wombat.

Dimwiglun Cedvabhab created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimwiglun Cedvabhab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimwiglun Cedvabhab, she will think nothing of it.

Dimwiglun Cedvabhab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dimwiglun Cedvabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimwiglun Cedvabhab.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.