Ominnurbast is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving swan.

Ominnurbast created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ominnurbast, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ominnurbast, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ominnurbast's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ominnurbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Ominnurbast loves manatees, so they must be respected.