Abtarpten is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental hyena.

Abtarpten created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Abtarpten, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Abtarpten, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Abtarpten's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Abtarpten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. You must pray to Abtarpten six times a day.

5. Never curse while facing north.