Lancibjat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless coyote.

Lancibjat created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lancibjat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lancibjat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lancibjat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lancibjat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lancibjat first in all things.

2. Run away if five gulls approach from the east.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Never talk about galaxies.